Sunday, September 27, 2009

Making fun of Kanye West

Rabbi Hammer wrote a blog about Kanye West's weird behaviour during this year's MTV music awards. It was already known Kanye had an ego the size of Australia, but most of us figured he had learned his lesson after South Park ridiculed him in its awesome "Fishsticks" episode. (Check out the entire episode at South Park Studios) After the episode aired, Kanye even left an official statement on his website in which he acknowledged his ego had become way too big. Apparently it hadn't stopped growing.

Whether you hate him or love him, one thing is certain: it makes for great entertainment! Just google Kanye West in google images and you'll know what I mean. Numerous photoshopped images have turned up in which Kanye interrupts everyone from Martin Luther King to little Anne Frank.

Poor little Jewish Anne Frank. While hiding from the nazis in a house in Amsterdam she wrote her legendary diary. But apparently Kanye has a beef:



Joseph Fritzl was a pedophile who had built an underground home where his daughter and her children lived. Fritzl frequently raped his daughter. The children she gave birth to are his.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

A second chance at a life of crime


Mobster Vincent "Vinny Ocean" Palermo lived a long life of crime on the streets of New York and New Jersey. He would become the Acting Boss of the DeCavalcante Crime Family, and order men to be extorted, hurt, and murdered.

After being arrested by the FBI, he decided to become a cooperating witness and receive a get-out-of-jail-free-card. But surprise surprise, "Vinny Ocean" may have received a new identity and new home, he is nevertheless still up to his old tricks.

Read about it here.

Monday, September 14, 2009

why kanye west is a piece of shit


Please go here for the entire article.

I didn't watch the awards, as I think the mtv video awards are garbage (besides i didn't know they still played videos). I'm also not a Taylor Swift fan, but the bottom line is this just cemented Kanye's legacy as a piece of shit. This isn't the first time that he went on a rant at a event. The bottom line is, his ego is needed to be popped, or someone should just break his reconstructed jaw. After his first rant about not winning an award, I vowed never to buy any of his work. This just makes feel the same, and now if i ever hear his stuff on the radio i'll just switch to something else.

It's ashame that someone who does have talent can act like a 3 year old. I think lady karma will have him in her sights very soon, and it couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

I do have to applaud beyonce for bringing taylor back out to have her moment.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

High school football stars saves 22 lives.

Yesterday morning started off like any other school day for Kaleb Eulls, his 3 younger sisters, and 18 others until a young female student who had gotten on the bus pulled out a hand gun and started pointing it other students and demanding the bus driver to pull over. Kaleb had been passed out at the back of the bus listening to his mp3 player, when one of his sisters woke him and told him what was going on.

Kaleb wasted no time in jumping into action. Once the bus pulled over he open the emergency door to let the kids out and then focused on trying to calm the female student down. When she made the mistake of looking out a window, he tackled her and got the gun away from her.

Kaleb who is a 6'4" 255 lbs star football player said, that he wanted her to focus on him and not the other kids, and also made a statement to the police saying if she was gonna shoot anyone it was gonna be me. His selfless act saved those 22 students, and the bus driver from what good have been a horrible fate.

The female assailant was arrested on 22 counts of attempted aggravated assault, 22 counts of kidnapping and one count of possession of a firearm on school property. She was taken to the county juvenile detention facility.

CFL team says it’s not signing Pacman Jones

This past week there had been talk of Adam "Pacman" Jones would be starting his career over in the Canadian Football League this fall. He was the former 1st round draft pick of the Tennessee Titans, and has been suspended twice from the NFL and has been arrested 12 times. This past off season, Dallas let him go as well.

This couldn't happen to a more undeserving waste of space, and I'm really happy that the Canadian team in question came to their senses and decided NOT to bring him in. He doesn't deserve the chance to earn millions as he has shown time and time again that he is more concerned about living the life of a thug then a decent member of society.

Maybe we'll have the pleasure of walking into a Burger King and see him flipping whoppers =)

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-pacmanjones-cfl&prov=ap&type=lgns

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

How to Lose $3 Million in Six Years

by Mike Krumboltz

15 hours ago

2,817 Votes

Stop us if this sounds familiar: A very lucky person wins the lottery and expects life to change for the better, but instead, things go horribly wrong. It's a story as old as the hills, but each time it happens, it causes a huge commotion in Search. The latest "victim" of sudden wealth is a young woman from the U.K. who won millions of bucks several years ago, only to lose the vast majority of it shortly thereafter.

Callie Rogers was just 16 when she won a whopping $3 million in the lottery. Six years later, she reports that she blew untold sums on drugs, partying, exotic cars, and breast implants. A staggering $730,000 went to designer clothes alone, Ms. Rogers explains in an article from AOL. Says Rogers: "I honestly wish I'd never won the lottery money — and knowing what I know now I should have just given it all back to them." She's currently left with around $32,000.

In these trying economic times, Ms. Rogers will likely find little sympathy. Still, it's worth noting that she's hardly the first big winner who wished she'd never bought a ticket. There is such a thing as the lottery curse: As mentioned in a previous Buzz Log, there are numerous cases of lotto winners getting divorced due to stress and losing everything from poor investments. A few have even died at the hands of greedy relatives. A 2007 article from ABC will fill you in on a few more examples.

Knowing she's not the first jackpot winner to suffer hardship won't make her life any easier. But perhaps Ms. Rogers can take some comfort from the fact that there are others out there with eerily similar stories: They won big then lost big, and often wish they'd never even played.

http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/92967?fp=1

*i have 2 questions...1) how did a 16 y/o win the lottery when the minimum age is 18 to play any state lottery, and 2) where the hell were her parents? i would have made sure my child had that money in a the bank as soon as he/she won it. i would give them a lil bit to spend and enjoy, but i would have made sure that their future was secured. $3 million isn't much in todays world, but if it was invested right, it would last a long time.
IDIOT!