Damn hippies...there goes the neighborhood

When residents of Long Branch, New Jersey saw a suspicious man wearing a hood walking through their neighborhood and peering through the windows of a house, they did not hesitate and immediately called the police. Twenty-four-year-old officer Kristie Buble was on the scene within minutes to discover the bum that was still roaming the streets. Officer Buble asked the man for his name. In a rasp voice he answered his name was Bob Dylan and that he was looking at a new house he might buy. Buble had heard of a pot smoking anti-government activist by that name but was unsure if this was the same man because he failed to produce any identification. It wasn't until Dylan took her to his tour bus where he produced his ID that the officers believed that this hippie was of no immediate danger to the Long Branch community. After African Americans, hippies are arguably the most feared "new neighbors".